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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>About as funny as a top tube to the nads.</description><title>Guy With A Bike</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @guywithabike)</generator><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice..."</title><description>“The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. Programming is the Great Game. It consumes you, body and soul. When you’re caught up in it, nothing else matters. When you emerge into daylight, you might well discover that you’re a hundred pounds overweight, your underwear is older than the average first grader, and judging from the number of pizza boxes lying around, it must be spring already. But you don’t care, because your program runs, and the code is fast and clever and tight. You won.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.zoion.com/~erlkonig/writings/programmer-beekeeping.html"&gt;How Software Companies Die&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/23217170812</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/23217170812</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 23:16:03 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Most Americans are on facebook. Reliving their favorite high school through sadness."</title><description>“Most Americans are on facebook. Reliving their favorite high school through sadness.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://luckyshirt.tumblr.com/post/22804049921/what-i-meant-was"&gt;http://luckyshirt.tumblr.com/post/22804049921/what-i-meant-was&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/22822298744</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/22822298744</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 20:05:27 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;span id="video_player_21700425713"&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank"&gt;Flash 10&lt;/a&gt; is required to watch video.]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;renderVideo("video_player_21700425713",'http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/video_file/21700425713/tumblr_m2hpy0UC6L1qcivfe',400,300,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2hpy0UC6L1qcivfe_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2hpy0UC6L1qcivfe_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2hpy0UC6L1qcivfe_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2hpy0UC6L1qcivfe_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2hpy0UC6L1qcivfe_frame5.jpg')&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/21700425713</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/21700425713</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 21:42:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Anyway, here we are. Don’t worry, though, it’s cool. I’ll tell you my secret: send your wife back to..."</title><description>“Anyway, here we are. Don’t worry, though, it’s cool. I’ll tell you my secret: send your wife back to work. That’s what I’m doing. If you don’t have someone you can send back to work or they’re already working and you still can’t quit your job, then I don’t have any advice for you.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://verynicewebsite.net/"&gt;John Moltz’s Very Nice Web Site&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/20431585272</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/20431585272</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:50:01 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Megan Amram: Shakespearean Spam</title><description>&lt;a href="http://meganamram.tumblr.com/post/19252364804/shakespearean-spam"&gt;Megan Amram: Shakespearean Spam&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meganamram.tumblr.com/post/19252364804/shakespearean-spam"&gt;meganamram&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;URGENT REQUEST FROM MOOR OF VENICE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;O Hello !&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;I am a Moorish prince !&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;It is with heart full of hope &amp;tragedye that I explain this tragedye.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Oh my god. This is too good.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/19252591479</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/19252591479</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 14:34:57 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Well. That got dark fast.
The Shoes - Time To Dance (Official...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pt9wnawn7xQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well. That got dark fast.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Shoes - Time To Dance (Official Video) (by &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt9wnawn7xQ"&gt;noisey&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/19225308051</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/19225308051</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 22:40:12 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"So next time you hear something, or someone, talk about an idea, pitch an idea, or suggest an idea,..."</title><description>“So next time you hear something, or someone, talk about an idea, pitch an idea, or suggest an idea, give it five minutes. Think about it a little bit before pushing back, before saying it’s too hard or it’s too much work. Those things may be true, but there may be another truth in there too: It may be worth it.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://37signals.com/svn/posts/3124-give-it-five-minutes"&gt;Give it five minutes - (37signals)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/18557726388</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/18557726388</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 10:07:24 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.banksy.co.uk/" title="Banksy"&gt;Banksy&lt;/a&gt;, from &lt;a href="http://www.artofthestate.co.uk/banksy/banksy_cut_it_out_book.htm" title="Cut It Out"&gt;Cut It Out&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://periphery.org/"&gt;zaschell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/18486252106</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/18486252106</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 23:11:11 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"Turns out, it’s positively de-motivating to work for a company where your job is just to shut up and..."</title><description>“Turns out, it’s positively de-motivating to work for a company where your job is just to shut up and take orders. In tech startup land, we all understand instinctively that we have to hire super smart people, but we forget that we then have to organize the workforce so that those people can use their brains 24/7.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.avc.com/a_vc/2012/02/the-management-team-guest-post-from-joel-spolsky.html"&gt;A VC: The Management Team - Guest Post From Joel Spolsky&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/17555028201</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/17555028201</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 08:33:58 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>ericfickes:

Drinking wine like a real douche. F@#$ YEAH!
</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1iN_4NAbmuY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ericfickes.tumblr.com/post/16469438945/drinking-wine-like-a-real-douche-f-yeah"&gt;ericfickes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Drinking wine like a real douche. F@#$ YEAH!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/16490821861</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/16490821861</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:14:21 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln574cV2Kg1qzma4ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/16273512227</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/16273512227</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 21:28:37 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"I will live forever, or at least until I’m 45."</title><description>“I will live forever, or at least until I’m 45.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/40237/so-what-if-mountain-dew-can-melt-mice"&gt;So What If Mountain Dew Can Melt Mice? - Hollywood Prospectus Blog - Grantland&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/16163743628</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/16163743628</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 23:59:01 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxgmnoBpjE1qz7tiao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/15729880241</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/15729880241</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 10:28:28 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"We don’t need another app to rate your sandwich. We don’t need to know when we go to sleep and get..."</title><description>“We don’t need another app to rate your sandwich. We don’t need to know when we go to sleep and get up. We do not need digital farms. We need real ones. We need fresh water. We need solutions for the apocalypse.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.netmagazine.com/features/10-new-year-s-resolutions-designers"&gt;10 New Year’s resolutions for designers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/15504358562</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/15504358562</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 02:46:05 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx17ycXliZ1qz6i5jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/15038962226</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/15038962226</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 11:39:48 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Is this my new favorite image of all time? Yes, yes it is.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx02ftr4q41qz6i5jo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is this my new favorite image of all time? Yes, yes it is.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/15009241588</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/15009241588</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 20:43:04 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwugmnB7ls1r2h6ioo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/14954568918</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/14954568918</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:48:28 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"I think there is a big difference between being sorry and being sorry you got caught."</title><description>“I think there is a big difference between being sorry and being sorry you got caught.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/resources/an-update1.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:%20pa-mainsite%20(Penny%20Arcade)"&gt;Penny Arcade - an update&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/14890533353</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/14890533353</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 17:10:02 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Hanging with Friends is simultaneously the best and worst iPhone...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwur66Sx4E1qz6i5jo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hanging with Friends is simultaneously the best and worst iPhone game.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/14854000963</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/14854000963</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 23:51:42 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>#startups on freenode. Ladies.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lenfff5g7Y1qa2vz7o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#startups on freenode. Ladies.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/14847384414</link><guid>http://guywithabike.tumblr.com/post/14847384414</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 21:07:20 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

